Not an Update

I just want to warn everyone of the incoming invasion......... OF HEOJWEJANS!!!

Yes, the Heojwejan race shall eventually rule the Earth (and Mars coz Pluto is too cold) due to our superiority! AND... we can spell, i think.

But ANYWAYS!!!!!! I am here to tell you that a new song has just been released by Ncyafa Cavhax and it's called Heojwejan Hwhhefxa... well goodbye for now!!!

Wnbeza/Update

Cahhy all!

This post is an update of what has been happening in the world of Heojweja lately...

The winner of the coveted Boat-Race trophy was none other than... Pezav Gez which was Gceozeh's Boat. Ncyafa's boat, Nvmgaqq Aevzc, came in at a close second!

Summary of the Day!

The boat couldn't be held on the actual date, the 17 of June, because of the Great War between the Heojwejan Clans. A truce was called so that the people of Heojweja could live in peace and have their boat-race. The boat-race ended up being on the 16 of July, almost a monthe after the proper date. The clans of Heojweja have decreed that on the week of the Boat-Race, no wars shall reign terror on Heojwejan villages because Boat-Race week has now been re-named to Cevlyoax Paad or Harmony Week.The week's special celbrations include the Great Feast, to remember all who were lost to the Great War (which is held on the 16 of June), Cevlyoax Parade (which is held on the 18 of June) and Lmbomjcz Feast, or Midnight Feast (on the 26 of June). A memorial has been erected at the site of the Great war with all the names of those who were lost being listed.

That's it for the update and Gceozeh and i hope that all of your dreams are sweet!

Heojwejan Update

Cahhy/Hello Everyone,

My friend and i have started this blog to inform people about Heojweja and how its citizens shall eventually take over the Earth(and Mars because Pluto is too cold).

17th of June- Boat Race Day!

Come and see Pezav Gez and Nvmogaqq Aevzc when they battle it out to the death in the epic race to cross the finish line first.

Final Say!

Well, Gceozeh and Ncyafa(that's me) are going to go and do something slightly more interesting, not that Heojweja isn't interesting, because this is losing its intrigue.

Fare thee well and have a good day/night.

Gyybfya.