I will tell u an update

I am about to tell you about how the Heojwejan civilisation will take over the Earth. First, to all of those people who are sluts or just complete bitches to me in the past, i will disembowel with pleasure. I will cause them great pain by first, burning off each toe and finger, one by one. After they are left with malformed stumps, i will hire goons to beat them senseless. After which, I will take even more pleasure out of slicing up the rest of their body whilst they are still alive. Sounds like fun, don't you agree?

I thought that I had a blood nose for a moment there but I realised that it was only grotty snot! lol. I will leave thee to suffer in pain and go to find a tissue for my snotty nose...

Do you like updates?

I do... sometimes.

I am bordemised beyond recognition. I watched Tsotsi lat night, it is a good movie! I lurve long weekends, they are good for being lazy in!

Two broken light bulbs, sitting in a tree,
One is yellow and the other is green.
The yellow light bulb is as bright as the sun,
But the green one looks like someone's #@*!

Haaa haa haa hah!!!

Now even I am bored...

Boredom is annoying...

Well, fare thee well my minions!!!

Ce ce ce ce ce ce ce!

Ce ce ce ce ce ce ce! M cesa iywob qyla yoa pcy doypq cyp zy gvaeta paynaoq zy baqzyx zca pyvhb!!!!!

Do you believe...

...in magic? I do. Not serious spell-casting magic, just things like co-incidences are more than they appear etc...

Maybe I am simply insane though, my spaz's say I but I think it's deeper than that. I think that there IS something wrong with me... Maybe that I am a magnet for bad-luck, or just plain stupid; but I definately think that there is something odd about myself...

Maybe that's why I want to destroy the world, maybe I want to destroy the world because I am stupid, or maybe, people in the world will be stupid enough to destroy the planet for me... I don't know, in fact, there are a lot of things that I don't know. Great. Now I have made myself feel even more stupid, JOY!!!

You don't really need to read this part... good bye!

MWAH HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!! Update

I am very evil... all of my minions (that includes you) must bow down before me (and gceozeh + friends)...

Sooooo, do YOU like gunning people down? I do...

That's why i am going to be laser shooting people down tonight, FUN!!!! Plus friend... who owns clownsarecreepy.blogspot.com (visit that site!!!)

Hello... again, i will leave you to your boring friday night activities and run away soon...

Fare-thee-well and don't have a good night.

Ha ha... This is an update!

Cahhy All!

I have recently discovered a way to destroy everyone (which i am not telling) and how they can suffer for the rest of eternity... Go to wikipedia.org and type in Phlegethon, you will discover your fete...

In other and less depressing news!

I am going to be gunning people down on this Friday, along with my good friend.

Also!

M HYSA HAY!!! If your name is Gceozeh, you will understand what that (m hysa hay) means...

Goodbye for now!!

An update if you think it is...

Hello all of my minions...

I have received information from the two Heojwejan Planets (which are seven galaxies away) that a date may finally be set for the end of the World. YAY! I can finally set a date for it on my planner... Hoorah!!!

Other news which is of less importance-

• I Love Fridays
• My friend, Gceozeh, doesn't seem to add many posts to this site...
• I love Fridays
• Today is Satuday
• I love Fridays
• Chocolate is yummy
• I love Fridays
• This isn't really news, more or less reminders of what is and isn't.
• I love Fridays

Can you guess why I love Fridays? Nope? Well, i ain't telling you! Ha ha! Sucked in...

M hysa Hay! (Xyw hysa Hay!)

M hysa, M hysa! (Xyw hysa Hay!)

Time for me to snuggle into bed now, by the sounds of it... in about ten to twenty minutes...

But i may as well leave you with a thought...

Fete can be good,

Fete can be bad.

Fete can be rude,

Fete can be mad.

Is fete human?

Does fete get upset?

Is fete even real?

Have we ever met?

Possibly an update, not sure...

Hello my fellow heojwejans (and pathetic humans),

Gceozeh and Myself have decided that the Heojwejan will EVENTUALLY take over the Earth (and mars because Pluto is too cold) when we finish human school so that we can understand and undermine the human civilisation easier. ONE DAY!!!!!